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  • Listening to: Sonic Rap
  • Reading: Make Out Paradise...Again
  • Watching: My book
Here's a link to the Sonic rap Youtube video Check it out!
If you're a Sonic fan, and never herd it before, you'll think it absolutely hilarious!  
www.youtube.com/watch?v=AoWwBc…

I didn't wright it just so you all know, the credit goes to Duane and BrandO!

Sonic RAP:

(Spring Yard Zone music)
“SEGA”
(Sonic the Hedgehog theme)
Sonic:
Sonic is the name and speed is my game
I make thunder and lighting look like one in the same
Rockin’ the Red shoes blue ‘do voodoo curse
Upon anyone makin’ the planet any worse
Like this Dr. Robotnik Eggman dude he thinks he has a fighting chance against a Hedgehog with an attitude
Just wait till I see‘em again he’d wish a thousand fuckin’ times he didn’t do what he did c’mon

That’s why they call me Sonic
I’m faster than the speed of sound and light combined
And when I’m roll into a ball and I’m breakin’ yo’ shit,
Spinnin’ and hittin’ you with maximum force that don’t quit
And when you can’t take it anymore I do it again
Because I gotta fuckn’ win in order to save my friends man

AINT NO ONE GONNA BE FUCKIN’ WITH ME

(Casino Night Zone Music)
Dr. Robotnik:
Well hardy har har it’s the Egg with the most
Dr. Robotnik, Sonic, time to go you’re toast
I appear in every act with my Eggman ride
New moves new plan no place to hide
Everytime you think you win I go back to my lab
Creatin’ new obstacles to foil your plan

Sonic:
Everything about you but your rhymes are fat
Dr. Robotnik:
OOOOOOOOOOOOOH!
Sonic:
Did I do that?

Tails:
(Mystic Cave Zone Music)
Hey Sonic tell player 2 to stop jumpin’ in spikes
That shit hurts even with these infinite lives
I’m the man with the rings and I MILES ahead of you
On a mission to turn you into robot stew
It’s Tails in the sky givin’ lifts to my bro
Any time any place if you slow down though
Shit if you miss it’ll get you got a problem
I’m on it we’ll take Robotnik and Metal Sonic
Leave ‘em runnin’ in smoke

Don’t forget to hit the safe state back at the post
We’ll need the emeralds when we get to the end
Or Robotink’s gonna mock us when we conquer the game
Don’t hit me I’m just being a friend
We’re gonna make it to the thing we’re gonna speed right through
Show these bitches how we do what we do
What the fuck, where’d you go?
I’m talkin’ to my self, what the hell happened to you?

I’m that 2 tailed fox with them fly ass moves
You’ll go no no no
Don’t act like you don’t know these moves are dope
You’ll go no no no no
Packing these rings bitch, it aint no thing
You’ll go no no no
Tails is the name, Sonic’s right hand G
You’ll go no no no no

Sonic:
(Oil Ocean Zone Music)
Shut the fuck up…
It’s time to get serious Tails
Yo Tails where the rings at? Gimme some mo
Gotta find Dr.Robotnik and settle the score

I don’t need no sidekick ridin’ my shit
Followin’ every where I go, ridin my big blue dick
Gimme a hand Tails gimme a lift

Tails: Okay!

Sonic:
Thanks a lot lil buddy, now go the fuck away
I gotta SuperSonic attitude, hear what I’m sayin’?
Gotta get those Chaos Emeralds and go Super Saiyan
Somebody’s gotta mothafuckin’ save the day
And I’m the only one quick enough to stay out of the way
Watch yo back, if you know what’s good for you
I’ll shdepjfefjefjeflelil (I’ll hit you in yo fat head with my big red shoe)
That fuckin’ robot makin’ mothafuckas ruinin my mood
C’mon Tails, let’s annihilate this Eggman dude
Now the plain’s goin’ down, but we’re almost there
I’ll smell ya later Tails, wish me luck

Tails: NO FAIR

Sonic: I just wanna eat chilly dogs
Is that so much to ask?
Smoke a bowl and squeeze out a log
I don’t even really fuckin care…

(Sonic 2 Boss Music)
Metal Sonic:
I AM METAL SONIC FEEL MY WRATH
I GOTTA DICK LIKE A CHAIN SAW
I’LL CUT YOU IN HALF
HAHAHA

Sonic:
Bring it on, you can’t replace this based on me on a first name basis
Why the fuck are you rappin’ so slow?
Who do you think you are, LEO CAMACHO?

Metal Sonic:
ERROR, DOES NOT COMPUTE
SHOOT MY SYSTEM FROZE, REBOOT
SCANNING LOADING CONVERTER
I AM SONIC, INSERT GIRDER

Sonic:
What the fuck is this mothafuckin’ bullshit?
That Robotnik just won’t quit
I tired of this shit, I wanna chilly dog
I’m the real mothafuckin’ Sonic the Hedgehog

Metal Sonic:
ACTIVATING SPINBALL MOTHERFUCKER
Don’t make me laugh
I’LL GET YOU NEXT TIME MOTHERFUCKER
I’ll just shut yo ass down
DON’T EVER COMPARE ME TO LEO…

(Sonic 3 Stage select theme)
Sonic:
1, 2, 3, here we come with the rings
It’s Sonic and Tails bitch pack yo things
I learned a couple of magic tricks you can call me Houdini
I got the Chaos Emeralds, barely competing

Tails:
You’re so clever Sonic, how do you come up with these rhymes?
Sorry I’m in a bad mood, I’ve been waiting outside
How ‘bout you gimme a chance to be your sidekick guy?
Keep up that attitude, I’ll punch you in your eye

Sonic: Ow

(Sonic 3 Act 1 boss theme)
Knuckles:
Sup lil bitches, yo my name is Knuckles
And I ain’t commin’ to this place for shits and chuckles
So take a step back unless you wanna get knocked
Cause I’m a bad mothafucka with some wicked dreadlocks
So I’m lookin’ at ya Sonic cause ya think that ya fast
But, if you go round for round then you’re never gonna last
Because yo rhymes are old bro
I think it’s a no go
You sound kinda shitty like Duane and BrandO

But that’s how it goes, so don’t get me pissed
I got some big ass hands, with some spike on my fists
And I fly through the air with the greatest of ease
I’m gonna get a one up bustin TVs
Bitch please, I’ll put yo ass on disability
Then pimp smack yo ass, take away yo credibility
WAIT I gotta turn it around, we gotta find Robotnik
And pound his ass to the ground
Now we’re commin’ for you and we’re goin’ straight though
Right to yo HQ with ma Nigga in blue

Amy: And he’s fast too

Knuckles:
Man, I told you
Get drunk with Sonic and fuck up Robotnik

(Sonic 2 Special Stage Music)
Sonic:
I got it under control Tails
I’ll get them shitz back
When you fuck with a mothafucka like me you’ll get bitch slapped

I’m way too fast bitch
Understand mothafuckas’ talk shit
And get the back of my hand like all day long, and every night
I keep it cool like my name was Vanilla Ice
But I’m blue, not white, not wrong, too right
I’m so groovy, I’m out of sight
Like General Patton, I’m not talkin’ bout Mike
I’m old school fool
Tails, take the mic

Tails:
Dodgin’ bombs way cool, as we enter the arch
Thumbs up mothafucka we be comin’ with sparks
To get the rings back, Emeralds’ up
That’s the way we do it
Punk bring it on, tear it up
Absolutly don’t give a fuck
We’re the mothafuckin’ team flyin’ by with skill
One rhyme left goin’ in for the kill
I got my mind on the rings, and the rings on my mind
120 in my pocket, p-p-plenty of time fast approachin’
Let me jump these bombs straight through the hole
Like I’m fuckin’ it, nah it doesn’t really matter cause
I see it right there
It’s Sonic and Tails, and we just don’t care

Fo Sho!
(Chaos Emerald Sound FX)

Sonic:
Okay now go away Tails, you’re not old enough to fight Robotnik yet

Dr.Robotnik:
(Sonic 3 Final boss Music)
BLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
It’s time to meet your doom Sonic
I’m haunting your dreams
With my mean bean pokey thing killing machine

Sonic:
What the fuck you say, I wasn’t payin’ attention
I destroyed you more times than I care to mention
Let’s end this right now, I got shit to do
You mothafuckin’ mothafucka whoobity doo

Dr.Robotnik:
You’ll never make it Sonic
I’m the king of this game
All you woodland creatures are all the same
I’ll barbecue your friends and wash it down with some nog
Check my MySpace bitch I posted a blog

Sonic:
I’ll fuckin’ roll you down the stairs like your name is LOG
You better let my friends go you gluttonous hog
I’ll “Down A” yo face, let go of me tubs
It’s been a long day, chubby I gotta get me some grub
I’m starvin’…


(SpinDash sound FX)
Sonic: What the…?

Dr.Robotnik:
(Sonic 2 Final Boss Music)
So, you wanna chili dog, too bad I’m back

Sonic:
What’s that? You said you FAT? We knew that

Dr.Robotnik:
I’m not FAT, I’m BIG BONED

Sonic:
Yeah right mothafucka, tell that to Star Jones
Let me set it straight, and send you back to your lab
You gotta lose that weight, you gotta call yourself a cab

Dr. Robotnik:
That’s enough mothafucka, I’ll through my arm at you Sonic!
-INITIATING TARGET SEQUENCE-

Sonic:
Where’d you go Robotnik?

Dr. Robotnik:
I rumble the ground
Do you think you can destroy me now?

Sonic:
You cow, you fuckin’ big round and greasy
Fat smelly bitch, I’ll cook you over easy
HUMPTY DUMPTY
I said it

Robotnik:
I’ll destroy you, and your friend Tails too

Sonic:
I really don’t think that’s goin’ to happen RoBUTTnik
I got the Chaos Emeralds

I’ll go SUPERSONIC

Robotnik:
Well Har har har 3 cheers for you
I’m really mad now you have no clue
AROOO!

Sonic:
I’m not listening… (I don’t care) motherfucker

Dr.Robotnik:
I’m wagging my fists from the seat of my ride
With these pokey fingers there’s no place to hide

Sonic:
Still not listening…(I really don’t care) motherfucker
Anyways, I’m gonna fuckin’ tear your fuckin’ shit apart
I gotta shit, I’m gonna fart
I think a Sharted…
OH NO!
(Spike Sound FX)

Dr. Robotnik:
(Sonic GAME OVER theme)
HAHAHAHA!
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Let me know how you all like it! ^_^
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sonicthesexihedgehog Featured By Owner May 6, 2012  Student Artist
thats kool shet right there!! i jus went tot he inteenet and copied it and went and posted that shet on miscrosoft word and printed lmaoo xDDD


FUKIN HEDGEHOG POWER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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SparkTheShadowTiger Featured By Owner Jun 22, 2011
this rap is awsome can i copy and paste the lyrics on my journal?
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:iconlazergyakusatsu:
LazerGyakusatsu Featured By Owner Dec 25, 2011  Hobbyist Artisan Crafter
I'm Sorry it took me this long to see this.
Sure you can! Have fun! ^_^
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Masterspeed Featured By Owner Sep 10, 2010  Hobbyist Photographer
Thanks dude...it helped me sing along xP
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:iconlazergyakusatsu:
LazerGyakusatsu Featured By Owner Sep 14, 2010  Hobbyist Artisan Crafter
Hey, no problem ^_^

If it's a Sonic song, I just gotta find out the lyrics!
That's the way I feel!
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CosCy009 Featured By Owner Mar 4, 2010
Those are pretty kickass lyrics Lazer! Nice video too. Ah, but you spelled the artist's name wrong. It's Duane and BrandO not Marlon and BrandO.
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:iconlazergyakusatsu:
LazerGyakusatsu Featured By Owner Mar 4, 2010  Hobbyist Artisan Crafter
Yeah, I realized that after i lost connection...
I'll make the change! ~_^
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KunoichiCosplayer Featured By Owner Mar 4, 2010  Hobbyist Photographer
o.o too long to read @_@
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:iconlazergyakusatsu:
LazerGyakusatsu Featured By Owner Mar 4, 2010  Hobbyist Artisan Crafter
Just watch the vid.
I just posted the lyrics in case anyone wanted to know them. ^_^
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